In a shocking turn of events, Hit Trophy has decided to take a wild and unconventional approach to their craft. Starting April 1st, 2024 they will be launching a brand new line of trophies made entirely out of edible gummy bears!
Yes, you heard it right – these trophies are not only a symbol of achievement but also a delicious treat! The company has decided to break the mold and offer something truly unique to their customers. No more dusty, boring trophies that just collect dust on the shelf. Now you can proudly display your accomplishments and satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time!
The edible gummy bear trophies come in a variety of sizes and designs, from traditional cups and plaques to more creative shapes like gummy bear bouquets and gummy bear towers. The company even offers custom designs for those who want something truly one-of-a-kind.
But how do these gummy bear trophies hold up against the test of time? According to Hit Trophy President Abe Wyse, they are made with a special blend of sugar and gelatin that ensures the trophies maintain their shape and structure for months, if not years. Plus, they come with a special coating to prevent them from melting or losing their color. Wyse commented by saying, “After 20+ years of selling conventional trophies & awards, I thought I’d combine my favorite treat, (gummy bears), with my business and change the world for the better. Wyse finished the interview by saying that he hopes to become a real life, modern-day Willy Wonka!
Of course, the real question is: how do they taste? We got our hands on one of the gummy bear trophies and can confirm that they are absolutely delicious! The flavors are sweet and fruity, and the texture is perfectly chewy. It’s like a party in your mouth!
So, if you’re looking for a unique and tasty way to celebrate your achievements, look no further than your local trophy company’s new line of edible gummy bear trophies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
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This of course is 100% not true, but we here at Hit Trophy do hope you have an amazing Monday, April 1st…. aka April Fools Day!